1) The opinions expressed here belong to me and no one else. They do not reflect any of my employers, past, present, or future.

2) People occasionally send me books for review, but I almost always hate them and then don’t write a review.

3) If I ever write a sponsored post, I will label it clearly. I doubt I ever will.

4) I am wrong a lot, and also I change my mind frequently. Take my words at your own risk.