Personally, I think anyone who doesn’t realize that a Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Salad has lots of calories is a lost cause. WSJ.com – Experts Differ on Healthiness Of Fast-Food Salad Offerings. Unless they’re Uzbek. Most of my Uzbek friends had very little idea of nutrtion or calorie content. One friend worried tea would make her fat, but ate plenty of ice cream and Pringles.